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8.
....but only if the pen very sharp, and the sword very small..
ok then...?
by tepidcow November 21, 2003
 
9.
A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003