Button the Mutton

To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.

"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"

"Do you want to button my mutton?"

"Just button the mutton, alright?"

Button the Mutton by pxm May 6, 2009

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The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

The Mitton Tickle by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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