Watering the Moustache 

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

Watering the Moustache by bbergonio June 20, 2011

the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.

Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.

the devil's moustache by cut the cards February 23, 2026

don't touch the mustache 

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

don't touch the mustache by TJStoner September 7, 2007

The Mustache Gang 

A renowned gang of utter literate genius' who ruled the interweb with their witty banter and awfully good spelling!

Dude 1: hai have u hurrrd of the mustache gang?

Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!

Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.

Dude 2: Word.

The Mustache Gang by Streetamus Crimius January 14, 2010

Painted the mustache 

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

Painted the mustache by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

Putting the mustache on the unicorn 

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

Putting the mustache on the unicorn by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

the_mustached 

it is a Moroccan @ nickname, which defines a man who loves boobs a lot.
Another definition: the mustached man is a man who appreciates the art that the woman's body gives off

Are you the kind of man like the_mustached man ?

the_mustached by chiwa7d May 11, 2021