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A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.
Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."

Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
by MGN February 22, 2009
 
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the worst thing ever. hell, polio was better.
"Wow! The Jonas Brothers Rocks.."
"Men's beds"
"Nuh uh"
"Yes they suck serious ass"
by fuckcunting October 12, 2008
 
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teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 03, 2009
 
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the greatest band alive consisting of nick, joe, and kevin jonas. They have great voices and are sexy!
The Jonas Brothers
Nick Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Joe Jonas
by lanieee May 04, 2009
 
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A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 August 12, 2008
 
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hottest boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the best songs ever. are sweet, funny, and kind boys. bangable.

also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just love the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers fricken rock!"
"Who else but the Jonas Brothers??"
by MegMarSant333 December 08, 2007
 
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FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.
~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!
by COLEY :} April 30, 2008
 
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The most greatest, skilled, gorgeous group of guys!
I love The Jonas Brothers!
Please Be Mine!
by Melanie Clark March 29, 2008