The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".

Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.

The Influence of Jack by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it 

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

above the influence 

commercials that try to discourage kids from doing drugs, weed in particular. unfortunately, you have to be really, really high to get them. then they'll be hilarious.

Joe: Dude, what is that Above the Influence commercial about?

Dan: (laughing) I have no clue, but it's tight!

Joe: Dude, pass the bong. I want to get it too.

above the influence by redace April 16, 2007

Above the Influence 

Commercials that try to persuade you not to use drugs, yet some of their concepts seem as if they were indeed drug-induced...

A dog (literally) raising a flag? Aliens? A talking dog? Poetry that makes no sense?

Hmm...

Above the Influence worker 1: Hmm... what should our next commercial feature?
Above the influence worker 2: I don't know... Maybe some weed would spark out imaginations!

Above the Influence by A girl named Lani November 22, 2007

Under the influence

when you are under the effect of something (such as alcohol or drugs) you are under the influence !

'' I'm Driver under the influence ''

Under the influence by G. Boppre August 15, 2008

Above the influence 

A bunch of commercials meant to persuade kids not to do drugs. The only problem is the commercials show kids doing activities that would definitely be more enjoyable if you were doing drugs

In one of the above the influence commercials theres a freaking talking dog for crying out loud!

Above the influence by andycud September 7, 2012

Planning Under the Influence 

PUI for short; An intoxicated planning method, by one person or a group of people, that leads to no follow through, or completion of, the planned task.

Since committing her 2nd PUI (planning under the influence) in one weekend, Joyce has been labeled as the flake in her group of friends.

Planning Under the Influence by Dan K)) March 21, 2008