A television show that is at the forefront of the downfall of American society. Recent studies have shown that The Hills has aided in the existence of 100 million pointless arguments per day, most often occurring between teen to early twenty year old females who relate to the devastating issues a filthy rich, uneducated, ignorant person from "the hills" of California experiences. Anthropologists agree that this detriment to society could have been avoided through the use of logic and reasoning in communication, something the producers and actors of The Hills take pride in lacking. The study released the following warning signs for parents and friends who have not yet been stricken with the mental retardation that occurs after viewing only one episode:

1. After using words like integral, ionic, colloquial, the female has glossy eyes followed by an abysmal stare and possible fainting.

2. The female has moved to heavier programs (known as reality mainlining) such as The Jersey Shore or Rock of Love.

3. During programs like Family Guy or Breaking Bad the female avoids the television and logs on to facebook.

If you know of someone with these symptoms you should consult your local library using similar tactics Reggie from The Basketball Diaries used to help Leonardo DiCaprio kick heroin.
Man my girlfriend is being a real bitch today. I mean more than usual. She must have just watched The Hills.
by Diffiv May 04, 2010
Slang term used by YWP (young white professionals) for Capitol Hill in Washington DC. A place filled with corruption, bullsh*t and interns more eager than a groupie at a 50 cent concert.
Hey, I just banged this hot chick, she works over on the hill.
by meathelmet October 05, 2005
The Italian neighborhood in south St. Louis, laden with many excellent restaurants, also markets and bakeries. Affectionately known as "Dago Hill" back in less politically correct times. Yogi Berra and Joe Garagiola were born and grew up there.
There are at least a dozen good restaurants on The Hill.
by Woody Thomas January 22, 2006
Common term used by most cadets for referring to the physical location of the USAF Academy. Preferable to "the zoo" (infrequently used except by tourists although well-known by cadets), or "the academy" (considered too formal for use by actual cadets).

Used because the terrazzo section of the academy grounds, the main surface between the cadet dorms, academic building and chapel, is 3 stories above the terrain on the outside of the dorms and academic building, and is at a higher elevation than most of the surrounding terrain to begin with (except for the mountains to the west, of course)
Spike: It's only 9, wanna hit another bar?

Mike: Nah, I'm gonna head back to the hill.

Spike: Dork. Don't forget to shine your boots when you get back.

by Joe Stract November 25, 2006
big green yoke in the middle of town
often full of "hippies"..

usually filthy litterd with old crate boxes ,beer cans , and passed out people
someone: dya remember we drank that huzzar behind the hill?
other someone: awe me stomach!
by yourone March 26, 2009
The corner of 61st and Nebraska ave. in Milwaukee, WI outside of Hamilton High School. This is where stoners, goths, metal heads, rockers, and juggalos congregated in the morning to smoke weed/cigarettes, blast music, and piss off security. Mostly between the years of 2002-2006. Also the spot where the MPD conducted a raid on falsely accused cocaine dealing students.
I got a blunt, meet me out on the hill tomorrow morning.
by SubnoizeRat February 10, 2013
Have you seen Remember the Titans? Yeah, this is that school. Located in outer ATL, The Hills is a historical establishment home to the infamous savages of Fetty Wap's future protégés. Do you wanna let people know where you are with a fancy snapchat filter? Well you can't. Because for some reason this school was built too close to Emory so we can't get our own damn filter. The Hills is also perfectly located from recognizable landmarks such as: The Spinny Park, Cookout, and the infamous Emory Village. (Beware of freshmen lurking around the Village) Wanna go to a fye ass party? Hit up Durand! Usually there are some white kid parties there. Sometimes. The Hills is an incredible school with a variety of major events and activities. Wanna watch a football game? Don't go to the highschool. The stadium is on the other side of town for some reason. Why? I don't know. Wanna enjoy a delicious snack from the vending machine and you only have dollar bills? Well, you can't. It only takes coins brah. Wanna watch Drake Bell perform live for the entire student body?! Well it's too late. He already came and probably won't come back anymore because we kinda pissed him off. Lol. Get packing and come enjoy a beautiful stay at The Hills! Filled with fratty, white kids, gang fights and a kinda famous celebrity. Now, COME TO THE HILLS!
Tre: Dude, let's go to Cookout!
Lauren: I don't have that much gas tho! How will I get there?!
Dan: Just come to The Hills, we can yeet from there
by Britheguy December 28, 2015
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