at the helm
at the helm by Saralove May 5, 2014
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The Helmsman
The Helmsman is the person who guides the hands of two people engaged in a "double dutch rudder". His/her Job is to control speed, tempo and emanation. The helmsman receives no physical stimulation and relies only on visual and auditory cues to guide.
Chaz: "hay Will, could you be the helmsman tonight for Lee and I"
Will: "hells no bro, I was the helmsman for Mikey and Bryan last night, it's your turn."
Will: "hells no bro, I was the helmsman for Mikey and Bryan last night, it's your turn."
The Helmsman by AlwaysRightttt December 9, 2009
mud on the helmet
A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".
mud on the helmet by rjc July 22, 2006
the helmet catch
The Helmet Catch- great games have defining plays, and this was it. It was 3rd and long for the Giants in their own territory with around 1 minute left in the game and a big play was required. It starts with a snap. Within moments, New England's defense had gotten through the offensive line's wall, as the Giants play, known as the Phantom begins to fall apart, and the Patriots get to Manning himself, with Adalius Thomas even grabbing a hold of the young gun slinger's jersey. Through sheer will, he tore himself from the clutches of the mighty defensive playmaker and found himself a bit of a clearing in a disintegrating pocket. Then, he waited a moment to gather himself (and possibly look downfield), before he launched what could only be referred to as a Hail Mary to Tyree, or more likely anyone who was beyond the first down marker. Already an incredible play becomes legendary as the ball hangs in the air for seconds, apparently destined for Patriot hands. But, out of nowhere, Tyree sticks his mitt in the air to try to catch it. Because the ball was out of his reach, the embattled receiver could not catch the ball with two hands, and because the ball was not thrown in a spiral, he had no chance to catch the ball in one palm (a rare feat that I have seen a select few players accomplish during a game, including Randy Moss). So, he brought the ball down with his hand and pressed it firmly against the back part of his round helmet. Did, I forget to mention that he was being hit by Rodney Harrison, one of the most feared and dirty players in the league, doing everything he could to prevent the catch. Harrison knocked Tyree flat on his back. To sum up, this guy must have reached 10 feet in the air, grabbed the ball with his outstretched hand and pushed it against his helmet, while being hit, and landing from that great leap, flat on his back. Of course he kept holding the ball long after his body collided with the floor resulting in a giant thud. If that was the go ahead touchdown play, that would perhaps be the finest moment in Superbowl history. Alas, it wasn't a touchdown, and Manning's touchdown pass to Tyree (yes, the same unheralded guy,) which occurred minutes earlier, was notable only as a good play design, a good route, and a great pass from Manning. But, the Helmet Catch will live on as the defining play of one of the greatest Superbowls ever and one of the great upsets in sports.
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the helmet catch by Dav.McDowell February 4, 2008
Shining the Helmet
Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
Shining the Helmet by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010
Cocking the Helmet
When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.
Cocking the Helmet by CultureCheater November 20, 2014
Speedbagging the helmet
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.
Speedbagging the helmet by frankfurter8675309 May 22, 2017