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5.
A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."
Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.
by Lon March 11, 2008
 
1.
a slang word used for the city of Hamilton Ont.
I'm from the hammer yo
by Rory Schlarb May 03, 2006
 
2.
A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
by bigbear199186 February 05, 2011
 
3.
It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.
"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"
by Jermo B April 09, 2008
 
4.
The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."

Dude 2: "Fuck..."
by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 26, 2013
 
6.
Nickname for your buddy who's hung like a horse
Everyone called Nick 'The Hammer' after seeing him naked in the shower at school.
by JTHowell February 12, 2009
 
7.
When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.
Kristin gave me The Hammer last night. My dick is gonna be bruised for a week now.
by EColl6 August 27, 2009