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The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand
The goose is honking
by Chris Lambert April 15, 2006
 
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1. Another name for Grey Goose, which is a quite tasty, albeit expensive, Vodka. Especially good when mixed with or chased by Hawaiian Punch.
Eric: Yo Dawg you wanna slizz on the goose before we go to the club?
Ryan: Hellzz yes, and let me get that 2 liter of Hawaiian Punch so I can mix that shit up.
by yomomma8889 August 07, 2006
 
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a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.
He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"

later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"
by the_legendy_gaggle November 17, 2010
 
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When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
I Gave her the Goose.
by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie November 22, 2007
 
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A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.
1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.
by LB797979 January 15, 2010
 
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Another name for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD. Only used in certain exclusive underground circles.
Tonight we're gonna get loose with The Goose and watch the Northern Lights.
by Dickhead with Clipboard May 26, 2011