You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.
I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.
by Tobe Pierce July 10, 2008
Top Definition
When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features

Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006
To perform a 'Gonzo', simply place your balls over your partner's eyes and let your penis fall over her nose. She now resembles Gonzo from the muppets.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch the gonzo last night.
by Lee Hardin March 02, 2008
Whilst a man places both of his testicles in the eye sockets of a recipient, he then places his Semi- erect penis along the bridge of the recipients nose; the penis should be "floppy" as to create the curve of Gonzo's nose effectively.
"HAHAHA. you look like Gonzo!! The Gonzo looks great on you honey, now lick my ass"
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 02, 2015

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