You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.
I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.
by Tobe Pierce July 10, 2008
When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features
Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006