the fix is in

the event's been rigged and there is a conspiracy

I'm the key figure in and ongoing government conspiracy, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It a global conspiracy really, with key players in the highest positions of power and it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. So of course no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky, Spooky Mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the heaven and to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits is gonna be the biggest shit storm of all time...

the fix is in by Arunabh Das Two January 20, 2009

The fix is in. 

Senior's code for "I've taken the Viagra".

Get ready Honey, the fix is in.

The fix is in. by Aportos June 27, 2017

Fix the Mailbox 

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

Fix the Mailbox by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018

Fix the run 

Verb. To dap saliva around the uneven burning of the joint or blunt when blazin with the homies

"you bro puff puff, pass that shit"
--- Passes joint/blunt---

"you didn't even fix the run!"

Fix the run by stoner1996 October 18, 2012

The Melatonin Fix

When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.

My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.

The Melatonin Fix by thecockyhen August 16, 2018

Fix the Dishes 

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

Fix the Dishes by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

fix the computer

An excuse to leave your friends, so that you can go home and masturbate.

1. Sorry guys, I uh, need to leave, I have to go home and fix the computer..

fix the computer by kwhitelool August 13, 2010