You know what the Eiffel Tower is, dumbass!
The Eiffel Tower is a building in Paris, France. Duh.
by The Last Non-Pervert October 27, 2013
When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.
"Sweet dude, Let's give Linda The Eiffel Tower tonight!"
by Boobtube April 24, 2006
How big every man wishes his dick was, figuratively.
"I pray my dick get big as The Eiffel Tower / so I can fuck the world for 72 hours!" ~Kendrick Lamar
by Imtheweirdsinner November 13, 2013