When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"
Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009
by andrew lopez December 25, 2007
Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head
I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"
by Jimmy Knoxville May 21, 2004
by juggjugg December 14, 2008
I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.
by logedmikegook May 20, 2009
When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.
by kcote January 3, 2009
by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008