bring me the device 

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

bring me the device by DemmiaPwns March 31, 2009

plus sign in the device manager

creates an email address

I called my internet provider and spoke to Chad. He told me to click on the plus sign in the device manager and it would create an email address.

plus sign in the device manager by MosQto December 13, 2004

the bluetooth device is ready to pair 

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

the bluetooth device is ready to pair by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

the harfnarf device 

The best console of this generation, even beating out the PlayStation 5, Xbox Series Sex and Nintendo Bitch!

Refer to Huggbees community post on 10/21/2021

I spent so long playing on my the harfnarf device yesterday! Hours gone in what felt like seconds!

the harfnarf device by StarPrismGaming December 21, 2021

The bluetooth device is ready to pair 

Kristen DiMercurio

Kristen DiMercurio is the person who does The bluetooth device is ready to pair The bluetooth device is connected uh sucsesfully FM Tender Line in Line out Eye dunno the rest butt you get it

The bluetooth device is ready to pair by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 27, 2024

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device 

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack

Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023