The Border Smuggler 

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

The Border Smuggler by Macmanffp March 19, 2017

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border 

Phrase that was commonly used by Idahoans in the late 1970's to refer to the Californians that were ascending on Idaho. Neither the practice nor the term will likely come back into vogue as there are now more Californians in Idaho - look at Coeurdifornia for instance - than there are Idahoans. Gut-shooting may not be legal, but many of them off themselves when they become fatalities on the Goat Trail, Idaho's Highway 95 and one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways.

In the 1970's, "Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border" bumper stickers were common on Idahoans vehicles.

Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border by Disgruntled Idahoan January 1, 2009

troops massing at the border 

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

troops massing at the border by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

jumping the border 

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}

Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}

jumping the border by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009

south of the border shower 

1) To take a mexican shower

2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink

dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

south of the border shower by lil franksta November 11, 2011

south of the border 

below the belt. i.e. the genital area.

man, i love when she goes south of the border!

south of the border by twommy May 23, 2005