Cock it in the Backside 

1. To turn an image behind another image on a diagonal axis.
2. Anal sex

1. Take that image of a magazine and cock it in the backside.
2. I'd really love it if you'd cock me in the backside!

Cock it in the Backside by codem August 17, 2009

pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

pain in the backside by JAT October 10, 2004

Points on the backside 

Buttsecks used as a commodity for a transaction

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.

Points on the backside by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010

Braille on the Backside

When a person has pimples on their ass.

Ron told me that Sarah was rocking that Braille on the backside. I told him good looking out on the heads up

Braille on the Backside by alchemistprime47 November 30, 2019

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex 

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

Backside of the Poon 

When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.

When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.

Backside of the Poon by Yung poon November 25, 2017

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse 

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011