The Back Row

1. The best place to fuck
2. Fuck the back row

Audience: Where's the best place to fuck?
Lips: In the back row,
Front Row: Fuck the back row!
Back Row: Fuck the Front Row!
Front and Back Row: Fuck ALL the rows!

by Chartoosie October 17, 2013

back row

describes any person, place, thing, or act that is thought to be perverted, nasty, sexual, etc., etc.

phrase was first coined when dirty acts were performed in the back row

omg, that movie was soooo back row!

omg, that girl is soooo back row!

by Chrisse June 27, 2008

back row baller

student that sits in the back row of lecture and does other homework, texts, eats, or anything other than paying attention to what's going on. Does better than you in the class.

student 1: "Yooo check out that chick sitting all the way in the back of lecture with her ipod and aviators"

student 2: "Yeah, and she beat the class average on that exam by like 30 points"

student 1: "She's a back row baller, fer sure."

by laxgal12 October 20, 2008

Back Row Rule

A rule stating that if you sit in the back row of a movie theatre, you intend not to watch the movie, but preform sexual acts with a partner.

Mike and I saw Baby Driver on Friday and made out during it. Back Row Rule!

by OhYeaMrWhizzer September 5, 2017

back row thuggin

When you're in class or a room and you're at the back of the class because you're the dopest dude in the whole room. Also it's optional to give hard looks at other people the whole time but not necessary to be back row thuggin

"hey jim did you see brad come in to this lecture today"
"yeah man he's back row thuggin don't stare at him"

by brethasbones November 26, 2012

Back row shenanigans

The weird shit people do in the back rows of cinemas, lecture theatres etc. Can refer to joking around, eating cereal, grinding Fortnite and making out as well as anything else deemed a shenanigan.

Lawyer: “Your honour my client was just engaging in some back row shenanigans”
Judge:

“Your client was whacking off during a screening of Paddington 2”

by Fivestarman December 29, 2022

Back row baptist

Free will baptist who sit in the back row to sleep and hope to not get called out

I’m a back row baptist you know where I’m sitting!!

by Willy0028 November 18, 2017