| 1. | The won-ton soup | ||
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The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture. When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.
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| 2. | Coronation Street | ||
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Coronation Street is Britain's longest-running television soap opera, and the UK's consistently highest-rated show. It was created by Tony Warren and first broadcast on the ITV network on Friday December 9, 1960. The working title of the show was 'Florizel Street', but Agnes, a tea lady at Granada Television, Manchester, (where Coronation Street is produced) remarked that 'Florizel' sounded too much like a disinfectant.
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Coronation Street (commonly nicknamed "Corrie", "Coro St" or "The Street") is set in a fictional street in the fictional industrial town of 'Weatherfield' which is based on Salford, now part of Greater Manchester. (A Coronation Street does exist in Salford). Its principal rival soap opera is BBC1's EastEnders. The show's iconic theme music, a brass-band throwback to the sounds of the 1940s, was written by Eric Spear and has been only slightly modified since the show's beginning. Coronation Street can be seen on ITV1 on Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7:30p.m. There is also an extra episode on Monday night at 8:30 p.m. Repeat episodes (and specials) can be seen on ITV2, with the omnibus usually shown on Sundays. Granada and ITV executives, as well as the people in charge of distributing the show overseas, have called (and still call, as of 2006) Coronation Street the world's longest-running soap opera. The Guinness Book of Records recognises American soap opera Guiding Light as the world's longest-running soap opera, with over fifty years on te... |
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| 3. | wire | ||
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An electronic device worn on a person's body that records sounds and transmits the playback to a remote receiver. The wire is usually hidden on someone who is trying to get other people to incriminate themselves in conversation. There are usually cops listening to the receiver close by, and once they hear the incriminating evidence, they can run in and make arrests.
Sometimes the "wire" is just a tape recorder (does not transmit). Wired person: So Frankie, I heard you were behind the cop killing. Am I right?
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Frankie: Why do you care? You bugged or something? Wired person: Naw Frankie, I'm not wired. I'm just curious. Come on Frankie! You can trust me. I won't tell nobody. Frankie: Alright, alright! Me and Big Tony waited for him at his house. Then when he came home, we gave him a blanket party. But Tony got a little rough and accidentally knocked the mofo's brains out, so we had to bury his body off the freeway by the old farm. Cops: Police! Freeze sucker! Frank Footer, you're under arrest for the murder of a police officer! Frankie: Mother fucker! You're wearing a wire? You set me up! Wired person: Sorry Frankie, I had no choice. (To cop) So now that I served up Frankie, the DA will drop all the charges against me right? I'm free right? Cop: Ha! Not exactly, since some of your charges fall under Federal jurisdiction. You'll still be spending the next 10 to 20 in a Federal Prison. Wired person: What?!?! Cop: Hahaha, don't |
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| 4. | 100% Italian | ||
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Common phrase uttered by obnoxious Italian Americans. Means to impress, but the listener/reader is left only with the impression they have met up with the following type of individual:
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Loud, fat, crude, braggers Terrible weakness for gambling and gluttony Stingy Easily corrupted, which often turns them into crooks, thieves, and liars Overweight Vain VERY Sensitive about ethnic jabs Too much pride and braggadaccio Men constantly cheat and never admit it Selfish Males are sexually well endowed, but limited endurance or skills in the bedroom Women fake orgasms, prefer to take it anal from behind Prefer to work for themselves in small businesses rather than work for somebody else Make for cruel demanding bosses LOUD!!!! (did I say Loud?) Posers Talk way too much Sell outs Snitches Dock Workers All talk and no action Love to brag Naplotans look down on Sicilians, but Abruzzians look down on both Sicilians are dirty with consistently bad personal hygeine Naplotan guys are all named Tony and Sal or Joe if they're Sicilian Love flashy jewlry made in poor taste Loud tastes in clothing All claim to be 'cousins' with one another All claim to have an aunt or uncle who is wealthy or powerful and is looking out for them Real aunts, uncles, and cousins can't stand eachother and backstab constantly Good at seducing women Women can only seduce same type of Italian American men |
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