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Members of a Star Trek cult trying to brainwash kid's by using a tv show. This cult spread fast because all American children do is sit, watch tv, and eat cake.
Kid A: Wanna watch The Wiggles?

Kid B: Sure I'll bring some cake.
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A dangerously gay group of australian men who, for some reason, have a show that is strangely funny and appealing to 1-3 year old children. Now they make millions of dollars. gay
Damn, the wiggles are on again.
Jesus, he is gayer than all of the wiggles put together. And that's hard.
The wiggles are speedballs for small children.
by Stuart's friend April 19, 2005
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A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.
Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!
by Stuart April 17, 2005
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Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.
In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.
by Typus May 31, 2005
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Four dancing, outrageously flamboyant millionaire Australian pedophiles/faggots who you wish painful death upon when you see, and wonder why they are allowed to be seen by children, but more, you wonder what dumbfuck parent takes their kids to see the wiggles, OR what retarded kid WANTS to watch the Wiggles. If you think Barney is bad, you ain't seen anything. This show has pink in every scene. These guys SCREAM homosexuality, and the people who think its "oh it's just what makes kids happy" ARE GAY TOO. AND Stupid. Most likely picks up on tons of hot, single moms too (Hey, they probably dig the mommy ass just as much, most faggots do), and makes millions of dollars writing songs with lyrics like "Do the Monkey!" when a kid in a Monkey Suit comes out, on a neverending quest to put subliminal sexual ideas in children's minds, while you slave away for your food.
Don't you idiots understand, the Wiggles are damned pedophiles!! They are there to encourage children to act like them!!! When the part of the "Children's version" comes on, they ACT JUST LIKE THEM!!! The animated dancing Mexicans part is trying to promote homosexuality!! Wake the fuck up! If you can't see it blatantly, you're retarded.
by exposerofpedos July 28, 2008
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The Wiggles is a band of four very energetic Australian men who seem to market themselves as The Monkees for children. On their television show, they sing songs and go on adventures, all while staying extremely cheerful. In fact, these guys are so peppy that it irritates most people over the age of six. The four are: Anthony, who wears a blue skivvie, Greg (yellow), Jeff (purple), and Murray (red). They also have a few friends: Dorothy, a green dinosaur who tends a rose garden (?!), Henry, an octopus who for some reason wears a plaid shirt, Wags, a dog, and Captain Feathersword, the friendly (and extremely gay) pirate who, yes, has a feather for a sword. The Wiggles started out as a "feel good r & b" group called the Cockroaches, and apparently something went horribly wrong. The Wiggles have also put out CDs for children and have made millions doing so. Whether or not the Wiggles themselves are homosexuals is not certain, but it seems quite obvious, seeing how, on the show, they are always together and live in the same house. Strangely enough, one of their songs, "Hot Potato", appeared on an American car commercial, and Steve Irwin has appeared on one of their records, causing a weirdness clash of amazing proportions.
Wow, that guy is way too cheerful, dresses in loud colors, and seems so gay that it's frightening. He must be the fifth Wiggle.
by Steve Kress July 09, 2005
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The Wiggles (the- wig-gles)- Very entertaning group of VERY sexy men that sing incredably gay songs about potatoe salad and things like that. They are shown on The Disney channel (check your local listings for times).
by Marcy M. May 19, 2005
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