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noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all
go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys
by Olly J March 14, 2005
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A word short for The Central Valley in California. The Valley is made up of both the Sacramento and San Joaquin Valleys.

It is full of farms and suburbs. Most people who live in the valley came from the bay and work in the bay. About 6.5 million people live in the valley and it is the fastest growing area of California.

The valley is completely surrounded by mountains, resulting in hella smoggy and hot conditions in the summer. If wildfires start in the mountains then a thick fog of smoke settles in the valley. In the winter it rains all the time and the fog gets so thick you literally can't see your feet if you are standing.

The valley cities are mostly crowded and have nothing but shopping centers and houses. Kids in the valley like to go to parties and concerts. It doesnt matter what day of the week it is, you can most likely find a party or concert somewhere.

Kids from the valley like to represent. If you ask them where they are from they will most likely say "the valley" or their area code, like "the 209".
Guy 1: "hey dude, where you from?"
Guy 2: "I'm from the valley"
Guy 1: "That's sick, your from LA?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, the valley. You know, the 209 fool!"
by thatslegit April 16, 2009
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The smooth curve that forms as a girl is lying on her side.

The line starts at her hips, flows down to her tiny 22-24" waist, then back up to the sides of her boobs, where her arm meets her torso.

The Valley is then the height difference usually from hip to waist, the bigger the difference, the bigger the valley the girl has.

Asian girls typically have very "shallow" valleys. But this is okay because they have tiny SIZE 1 hips.

See also The Gap and The Bridge to learn about other exciting female attributes
"Dude, did you see the valley on that girl?!!"

"Yes dude, it makes me want to go riding in the mountains....up the hills and down in the valley."
by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009
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A destitue smog ridden hell hole in the Los Angeles metro area. It sonsists of a few exclusive areas such as San Marino, but mostly disgusting middle to lower class trash holes of communities. Some like its proximity to the hills, but if that is what you are looking for the following are more suitable places to live: The San Joaquin Hills in Orange County, Beverly Hills, Brentwood, Palos Verdes, anywhere.
I wish I lived in Orange County instead of the Valley so I didn't have all of this smog and dead brush around.

Oh god, its 100 frickin' degrees in the valley today.

Wow, the beach is really far from here, why do i have to live in the valley?
by Tom24 June 25, 2005
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The area located in northern Delaware where every marijuana smoking teenager with a car or five dollars goes to smoke a blunt/joint/and even in some cases, pieces. Located in between Hockessin, Greenville, and 202, and even extends into parts of PA. It is very woodsy, secluded, scenic, and the roads are windy which makes driving on its roads fun and enjoyable to be high on. The smell of marijuana and the sound of shitty sound systems are always present in the valley.
P1 - Jus got a gram. Wanna hit the Valley?
P2 - Yeah I got 5 on it.
by Valley rider December 16, 2011
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a gross and disqusting part of the world where the dumb idiotic girls of the world collaborate. these girls typically wear abercrombie, hollister, gap, old navy, and they think they are soooo cool if they own one pair of seven jeans, and an ugly dooney and bourke bag. they idolize lindsay lohan and paris hilton for their tacky hot pink ensembles. valley girls and boys generally listen to punk rock, or anything that is on kiss FM because they are incredibly stupid and tasteless. valley girl prom dresses tend to come from windsor, and they always wear their makeup caked on, with light blue eyeshadow, and lipliner. it is necessity for valley girls to have french manicures painted on their tacky fake nails. valley girls love to wear their jeans tucked in with their skater shoes, and are ALWAYS behind on all the trends. they always wear the tightest jeans, and their motto tends to be "the sparklier the better!" girls in the valley shop in malls, and they really like target. pink is always their favorite color. valley people or "vals" as some like to call them, are hated througout the normal world aka over the hill. the valley has the temperatures of hell, and no one in their right mind would ever move there. if you live in the valley and you feel you do not fit in with this criteria, then you are exempt from this harsh reality, and i commend you for your resistance to your surroundings.
OH,and do not confuse cher horwitz from clueless to be a valley girl, because she hates the valley because she is from beverly hills.
1. Oh god, look at that hideous girl over there, she has sparkly jeans...she must be from the valley

2. Ew, i hate the valley, its such a desolate wasteland.

3. Hip westside girl: (set in nebraska suburia) Ew, look at the houses, and the people...i feel like im in the valley! get me out of here!!!
by cute LA chick January 09, 2005
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They call themselves THE valley, but there are many valleys in the world not just the porn capital of the world San Fernando Valley.
Me: Why can't Skagit Valley in Washington State be called THE valley?

Porn star from San Fernando Valley: Cause you don't gots da pr0ns der.

Me: That's true =(
by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008
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