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1. ur mum
the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.
Person:Fuck U!
British Person: I fucked ur mum!

b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.
this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!
b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol
2. Ur face
An insult similar to ur mom, insultation of the face
bitchpleez90210: u r sooooo ugly omg
as_if_321123: yeah well ur face is hella ugly! like ur mom!!
3. Unlock Reality
A manuscript which explains the Construction of the Universe in simple terms that anyone can understand. Some claim it is an urban myth while others claim to have read it.
There follow some points about it:

Point One:
Unlock Reality is a book in manuscript form that is just over 100 pages long.

Point Two:
It does not have an author listed though it is widely rumoured that five main people are involved with its production. Two are reported to be Monks of some sort, one a Metaphysics Professor working in a British University and two other gifted people with no specific qualifications.

Point Three:
Unlock Reality has been briefly descried as “one of the most unusual publications on the planet, with the potential to produce a shift in perception that could change the course of history and guarantee the survival of the human race

Point Four:
It is being prepared for world release by a group called I.S.D.T. and there is also a group trying to prevent it getting out who go by the name of The Brotherhood of the Eternal Light.

Point Five:
Those preparing it for world release have been affected strangely and been inspired to follow childhood dreams. This is sometimes referred to as the UR effect. These include going to the Himalayas, taking up skydiving, starting websites of which there are hundreds and writung poetry.

Point Six:
All those concerned with proof reading and the production have had to sign confidentiality contracts. In addition all copies request that readers do not quote or copy from it so no quotes have appeared anywhere.

Point Seven:
50 copies were released via Bookcrossing.

Point Eight:
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4. UR-Effect
A term derived from the text Unlock Reality which spawned the term Unlock Reality and the abbreviation UR, used to describe the happy, uplifted sense of connectivity, often accompanied by a burst of creativity and the desire to follow childhood dreams, which many feel after reading Unlock Reality.
Elizabeth has been feeling the UR-Effect since reading a bookcrossing copy of Unlock Reality and been writing loads of UR poetry and feeling very happy.
5. Pre-UR-Effect
A term derived from the text Unlock Reality which spawned the term Unlock Reality (UR) and the UR-Effect. It is a phenomenon felt by people in the days prior to reading the text Unlock Reality.

It describes a feeling of increased synchronicity with the universe that extends beyond mere coincidence. Examples include locating objects of desire in strange places and meeting long lost friends.

It is similar though distinctive to the UR-Effect as it is a sense of recognising an emerging pattern from seeming randomness, as oppose to the more complete sense of connectivity associated with the UR-Effect.

The Pre-UR-Effect was first noted on the Care2 network as members of the Prepare to Unlock Reality group recorded personal events as they waited for Unlock Reality bookcrossing
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6. UR is Unlock Reality
UR is the abbreviation for Unlock Reality a term derived from the Unlock Reality Manuscript text being shared round the world via bookcrossing. It is also the source of the UR-Effect and the Pre-UR-Effect.
When asking what is UR, the best answer would be, UR is Unlock Reality.
7. whos ur mate?
used when insulting someone for a mistake or embarrasing moment. usually used when someone says a joke that isnt funny, a statement that no one understands or a blonde comment that only the idiot that said it thinks its true. said to the person who made the mistake, or to a friend of theirs.
Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girl>: whos ur mate?

Idiot Girl: i sware a goldfish cost like a hundred pounds?
Boy <to Idiot Girls best mate>: whos ur mate?
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