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1.
a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.
After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.
by bri June 22, 2004
 
2.
A beautifully amazing indie band.
The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.
by Laura March 21, 2005
 
3.
band. Nicholas Neil Diamonds, Alden Ginger, J'aime Tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.
The Unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.
by ugly flower March 10, 2004
 
4.
A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.
Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...
by damn justin July 24, 2008
 
5.
Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.
My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.
by your ex November 20, 2007
 
6.
A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.
I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!
by Jeff da Man July 31, 2007
 
7.
When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.
Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW
by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014