A filler phrase used by pretentious twits in an attempt to increase the amount of time they can hear their own voice. Only used by the most self-important of people with feigned intelligence.
Well, according to the-umm-uhh hypothesis presented in my superior argument, the interstitial atonality of my voice is umm-uhh extremely irritating. Presently, I should um-uhh terminate my life force after realizing I'm a fucking idiot.
1. A commonly used sound out of bad habit or to annoy the listener when ones thought has reached an impass.
2. The noise made during "Intercourse" Please see "Intercourse" for more information.
3. A noise created out of pure desperation which can be detected as one of the purest forms of guilt. This definition can possibly be used along side definition 1 and could be mistaken for definition 2.
While my dad questioned me about the drugs in my dresser, I foolishly used "uhh" to seal my fate.
1. A verb, primarily used by Barack Obama, meaning, "Please advance the teleprompter."
Next week I am going to give my State of the... uh... Union Address. Uh.
means uhhhhmmmm well nothing at all i just want this on the internet yeah i rok(spelled wrong) umm...im still ummm here uhh duhh
p.s. you have to say it fast
i dont know uhh duhh
the thing that the person reading this cant do.
person 1: whatcha dooooin'?
person 2: im on urban dictionary.
person 1: dumbass. you should think about what youre reading
Ditto to the #1 definition. It's a crappy site where nerds gather to brag, rave about how snitching is cool, and speak out against Affirmative Action because they think it's an easy way out for the colored people that them and their fagget ancestors put through the worst 200 years of their history.
Them: Your 4.0 GPA, 6.0 Weighted, 20 AP classes, etc. etc. will never amount to anything. You have to LOVE learning. You have to snitch on everyone that cheats, because it'll kill the grade curve! Nevermind that in my real life, I'm the biggest nerd that's ever had the misfortune of living. I'm cool here on College Confidential, because every other nerd that thinks snitching is cool and the only way to go also comes on this site! So ha!more...
Me: Uhh, okay...
Ooo, ooo, I have another one!
Them (#1): OMG! This kid cheated in my Calculus class today! He had all the formulas preprogrammed on his TI-89 (I know everything about calculators because I'm so cool!). He got a perfect score on the test so now there's no curve... What should I do!?!
Them (#2): Dude, totally snitch on that kid! I can't believe he'd do such a thing! (little do I know that I'm just a snooty little cracker rich kid, and that I'd be lynched by those 'niggers' for snitching on them if I ever attended a public school)
Me: Get a life, seriously... You'd have the living shit beaten out of you if you snitched on someone over here. In fact, I'd probably be the ones beating you senseless and then running over to your house to have my way with your mom.
Them (#3): OMG! I can't believe you'd condone cheating. That's the worst thing in the world! Nevermind world hunger, global war, the thousands that die and nobody ever hears about, or the fagget president me and my cracker presidents put in FOR TWO FUCKIN...
A phrase used to end a sentence in which the speaker knows nothing of his or her topic.
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