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1.
An kickass song by Iron Maiden with an awesome guitar chorus.
The Trooper owns you!!!
by asor823n8 May 21, 2004
 
2.
A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.
by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008