The one hoe (or man-slut) who will do anything to get laid, or even touched, by another. They are THE thirst. It lives within many, but usually, there's one embodiment of the sickness that really wants it. For people of the same gender, the thirst is an embarrassment (because, of course, the thirst gives a blow to the integrity of their gender). For those desired by the thirst, it is a plague. Do not catch the plague! Ignore the thirst!
The Thirst: Unghh, I laid Richard, Tim, and Peter at the hotel! It was sooo amazing!
Normal Girl: Bitch, please! Pipe the fuck down!
Normal Guy: I don't want the thirst! Get yo' STD's and salivating mouth away from me!