During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing
Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.
The name off a penis
, which has the uncanny ability to flatten people, and it is only to be used on women. If they are lucky, they can make it out with a few unbroken bones, but death is the most common side effect of an encounter with 'the steamroller'.
The steamroller left the woman in a coma.