Top Definition
when you are fucking someone on the ass, you pull out, stick 2 coffee stirrers inside said ass, then ask your unwitting partner if they have room for cream. if they say yes, nut away!
hoink: so you hooked up with the barrista last night?

clone: yeah, he asked for breakfast in bed, and all he got was the starbuck!

hoink: that explains the black eye.
by dj.clone.13 January 12, 2012

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