rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions
however has tempered down the chanting side effect.
hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!
hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"
Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack
hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!
Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?
hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!
Furthermore, there was no "Southern identity" in the United States until abolition became a major political issue, and rebel states saw slavery as more a matter of property rights, not State's rights. The States' rights issue was invented by modern Southern apologists; no real historian takes it seriously.
In short, this is a slogan for southerners who believe they should "take pride in their heritage" even though their heritage includes a legacy of horrifying behavior.
I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
Beufort: "that's ok. the south will rise again."
Fellow Anti-Yankee dude: Damn right! I killed a chance of Yankees! I'd like to kill some more! 300,000 Yankees a sniffin' Southern dust!