when u take "A" nut and roll it to the top of your penis....then if u look at it from the side it should resemble a snail....if it doesn't your probably jewish.
Matt: hahah yoo guys look its the snail!!!!
Jake:LMFAO!!
Joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail....you kno what tht means
Joe: FUCK
Matt:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jake:LMFAO!!
Joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail....you kno what tht means
Joe: FUCK
Matt:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
by bigjewdick February 22, 2008
by Ace the simp January 29, 2023
The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
by Bertha1548 February 28, 2014
When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear April 17, 2011
by Dal2010 April 11, 2010
"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.
by Leo of the Харків April 8, 2023