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a decrepit, vile, piss ridden bar located in dundalk, md..usually claims home to the most disgusting of the alcoholic residents/ pill poppers/ hot mustard willys, the bathroom is always covered with the smell of failure and obesity. and piss. the beer is over priced, the women are over weight and the men are over confident and most commonly wear shirts that are way too tight and reek of over bearing wal-mart cologne.. strippers frequent this fine establishment to purchase goods from the many drug dealers that hang out. also be careful who you buy a drink for as most of the consumers are underage.. the best part is the cops hang out right outside and often lock people up right on either side of the bridge for dui but people still go there...all in all the seahorse is a fantastic place to not go to
hey dom you want to go to the seahorse tonight....?

nah jack, i just got a dui last week right out side of that shit ass bar!!!
by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

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While having intercourse in a bathroom, you do a girl from behind and give her a swirly at the same time while making horse noises.
I just pulled The Seahorse on Becky in the bar last night
by Aeden Kirin October 15, 2014

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