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1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum
garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.
by gary andy masty July 15, 2010