| 1. | smash the roo | ||
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Similar to the well known act of " fuck the dog " . To do nothing. Yesterday, I had a lot to do but I decided to smash the roo instead
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| 2. | Fresh off the roo | ||
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can be used to describe anything that has recently been parted from its source. Man that weed is fresh off the roo!
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| 3. | Roo-roo | ||
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The squodgiest, snuggliest, most frobbulent blongalubjubulent creature in existence. Cuter than the cutest rabbit, and then some. The cutest action achievable by the roo-roo is the hibernation in a cocoon of bedsheets, and the ensuing struggle to escape. The roo-roo is with the pink rabbit of happiness!
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| 4. | Pat the Roo | ||
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A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation. "I'm going to go Pat the Roo"
"I don't need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards" "What?" |
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| 5. | The Joey | ||
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Pulling ones ball skin up over the shaft the the penis and letting just the head of the penis hang out like a mother kangaroo carrying her young. She loves it when i do the joey, it really gets her in the mood for some deep anal.
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| 6. | The Dirty Martini | ||
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Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus. Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member. Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes. |
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| 7. | Scootie Roo | ||
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The point where one becomes so stankin'-nasty-ass fucked up, he/she actually takes on another persona. This said persona is total & utter suck to the gozillionth power. "Diz-nam, Carl is so frucked up, he's losing his mind. WTH is really going on?"
"That's not Carl, that's Scootie Roo." "Right, right.." |
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