| 1. | The Rock-Starfish | ||
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The Rock-Starfish... splash a lil Sprite on your girls butthole, toss a handfull of PopRocks onto it and vuala, a Rock-Starfish! The Rock-Starfish...It'll satisfy your sweet tooth, and her!
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| 2. | Ross Childress | ||
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Ross Childress is a guitarist and songwriter, best known as the former lead guitarist and co-songwriter of American rock band Collective Soul from 1993 to 2001. He co-wrote the music of Collective Soul's hit song "The World I Know". Ross Childress is currently songwriter, lead guitarist and vocals in Starfish and Coffee, an indie/pop/rock band he formed in 2006. I wish Ross Childress was still in Collective Soul. He plays better than the new guitarist. Fuck yeah.
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| 3. | starfish prime | ||
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StarfishPrime is a postmodernistic rock band from Cologne.Their sound is influenced by David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Can and also many modern acts such as The Mars Volta, TV on The Radio and Circa Survive .At the same time they use a lot of balkan like grooves yet definitely create their own, unique style. Especially the color and usage of the voice is pure authenticity and melody at its best. It is a postmodernistic band
encircled by a roller coaster like swirl, like Starfish Prime |
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| 4. | Starfish Prime | ||
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Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. Keep it authentic. Keep it Starfish Prime. Keep it real. Keep it authentic. Keep it Starfish Prime.
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| 5. | Coldplay | ||
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A band from Britain containing four powerful and intelligent members, Chris Martin (vocals), Jon Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass) and Will Champion (drums). Originally called Starfish, they first hit it big with their song "Yellow" which is on their debut album, Parachutes. Since their first album in 2000, they have released two more sensational albums, recently releasing X&Y which became the best-seller in Europe and America.
Coldplay gets a lot of crap from people who dislike them. It's either you love Coldplay or you hate Coldplay. However, Coldplay writes very philosophical lyrics and people complain and say that they want to be the next U2, but they sound nothing like U2, but they sound like Radiohead, but both bands are still stellar. Chris Martin is currently the poster child for the Make Trade Fair charities and for OXFAM. Coldplay does some amazing work both on and offstage. We all should be thinking about what they're doing for the world instead of maybe hating on them like many people like to do.
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| 6. | Thicke of the Night | ||
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Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.
Two things will happen as this takes place: 1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner. 2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood. I gave Charlize a Thicke of the Night when she fell asleep watching Growing Pains.
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| 7. | Blobby | ||
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blobby is characterized by people who dont do any activities or who have really stupid activities like tennis , scrapbooking, taking pictures, sending e cards , shopping at expensive stores that sell ugly preppy clothes like polo ralph lauren and lacoste, they of course have a apple laptop, they like the notebook, wear colored ugg boots, would rather hang out with one of their teachers or parents then go to a party, hang out with their freinds much younger siblings that are like 11, they like golf,work on the yearbook, are overly involved in school events, are straightedge, collect shells to put in their scrapbooks, take alot of pictures of everything that happens ever, text their moms on their sidekicks,bake and sew on their weekends, tubing , shopping at rok and lola, working in womens boutique stores as men,being obsessed with the OC, gilmore girls , and other blobby tv shows like Freinds, having tiny dogs that fit in your purse, liking The Notebook, flipflops more...
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