|22.||Dude you have no Quran|
Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
A chapter in the Quran (Islamic Bible). Meaning bumble bee; that can also be used as a name for a child.
Guy: What are you gonna name her?
Guy: Great! I always wanted a girl named after the coolest bug.
They are actually good people...We are a peaceful and loving religion, but because of some douchebags out there, our reputation is living in the crapper. Just saying, those people (terrorists) are not classified as muslims to us...why dont you sit down and read the Quran? Is there anything saying that you are suppossed to do terrorism? No. it says any act of murder, crime, or terrorism is against the religion. And lemme get this straight, Allah means god in arabic guys! its not some other wierd idol we beleive in its god! just like christians, jews, etc. etc. why be prejudous? now the people who are gonna dislike this are just sum big mouthed people that wont even look into considering that we arent bad people...they just say we are trash and we should all die? how do you think that makes us feel? I live in america and when i tell someone im muslim, they back away...and call me a terrorist..im used to it and so are all the other muslims..but we really shudnt be used to it..it is not right guys..People that look down on us, are people that dont wanna get off their lazy asses and learn more about us...u wanna think whos trash? Micheal Jackson is a pure muslim...is he a terrorist? is he trash? T-Pain is a muslim too...and so much more people that we look up to...just agree we arent really that bad..we just seem that way until people open their eyes and face reality..more...
A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.
Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.
Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.
"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."
"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."
"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."
Contrary to what most people seem to think, Muslims are not supposed to kill Christians and Jews. In fact, the Quran specifically says so.
And Muhammad personally would be appalled by the notion of women being forced to wear veils. He firmly believed men and women to be equals.
Al-qaeda is a Muslim organization. By the same token, the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian group.
One of the famous excuses to kill people.Those who belive it have a notion that god loves humans massacring each other,and they have to act in place of God to punish evil-doers.
Practically,a false concept in Islam fabricated to give an OK sign for Muslim fanatics to go rape and pillaging other countries during the past,and now to commit terrible acts of terrorism and genocide...even if the victims were fellow Muslims too.
Jihad was not even in the Quran you dope!
|28.||pakistani military victories|
The pakistani says Indian Hindus hate Muslims and Sikhs. If Indian Hindus hate Muslims and Sikhs so much, why is the president of India Muslim and why is the Prime Minister Sikh?
The paki is right about one thing tho, pakistan does sell out to the highest bidder. Ussually for a couple of bucks. India could buy pakistan if it wanted to. Pakistan has no future. India is on its way to becoming a superpower and pakistan is only getting worse. I have no problem with pakistanis in general..but i hate extremist and racist bastards.
A Message to Pakistanis: STOP SAYING YOU ARE PERSIANS/ARABS. YOU ARE NOT PERSIANS/ARABS, YOU ARE PERSIAN/ARAB WANABEES. YOU WISH YOU WERE PERSIANS/ARABS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TRUE HISTORY OR HERITAGE. PAKISTANI HISTORY ONLY CONTAINS BULLSH*T INFORMATION ABOUT ALL THE WARS PAKISTAN HAS LOST. ANY HISTORY BEFORE 1947 IS INDIAN HISTORY. SO PAKIS, DONT SAY YOU ARE PERSIANS/ARABS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE INDIANS THAT DECIDED TO MOVE TO SOME OTHER COUNTRY. YOUR MILITARY SUCKS COCK. INDIAN OWNS PAKISTAN. IN THE KARGIL WAR, 60 INDIAN SOLDIERS DIED AND 6000 PAKISTANI SOLDIERS DIED. DONT SAY INDIANS KILL INNOCENTS. PAKISTAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ETHNIC CLEANSING THAT OCCURED IN BANGLADESH AND IT IS MADE UP OF FOOLS THAT REQUIRE WOMEN TO COVER THEIR ENTIRE BODIES. THE QURAN DOES NOT SAY THAT WOMEN HAVE TO DO THAT. STOP CORRUPTING ITS WORDS YOU BASTARDS.