|1.||the quiet game|
a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. The rules are simple. While excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. This rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. This game is often lost by people who wipe themselves like they are sanding down a book shelf or by people in serious danger of blowing an o ring.
Taco bell is a one way ticket to losing the quiet game.