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The queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid shit loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people. She uses words like "One" and "Money" alot.
The Queen - "Oh servant, one needs to take a royal shit!"
Servant - "I'll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal arse for you your majesty"
by Blaaaaaaaaaah October 10, 2005
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A dear old lady in a big hat. Despite there being a large number of female monarchs, 'The Queen' is most familiar to most of us as 'Her Majesty by the Grace of God of Australia, her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth etc.' She is also Queen of Canada, New Zealand and Great Britain.
"We did but see her passing by, and I couldn't see her at all due to her big hat!"

"God Save The Queen!"

"Oh my God! Look, it's The Queen!"
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Succeeding George VI, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II rules over the United Kingdom of Great Britan and Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth ( 1952 - Present ).
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.
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A slang word used to describe a high ranking homosexual male supervisor, or a high ranking homosexual male boss.

This word was coined as a result of it's likeness to the word queer and also because of feminine like tendencies of gay males. Combine this with the authority that a Queen has and you have "the Queen".
The Queen got a new boyfriend recently and he's bringing him around the office to introduce to everyone.

The Queen gave me a shitty project to do cause he knows I'm a big homophobe.
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The one woman who is considered the 'leader' by the group of women (see minon and hive), she hangs out with or spends time with. Sometimes also known as the queen bee.

Sadly, the Queen is usually just a worn out old hag, that is fuled by jealousy, envy, drama, and gossip.
"I don't know what to do. Everyone is mad at Jane."
"Is the Queen mad at Jane?"
"Then you should be mad at Jane, too."
"What if I don't want to be mad at Jane?"
"Then the Queen will be mad at you. So disown that biotch Jane, PRONTO."
"And when you're done, make sure you gossip some shit about Jane, too. The Queen will like that."
by electronicbattleground November 09, 2004
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British person goes to Florida on holiday, is stopped by an American. The American says:
'OMG, do you like know the Queen, do you like think I will be able to like have my picture taken with her?'
British person:
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The Queen is basically a person that thinks she is the best. She will do anything to get what she wants, and if she doesn't get it, then she will hate you. If you do or say something she doesn't like... RUN AWAY!
The Queen: (Walks into a room, that stinks of grease and chips) I am the Queen! What is that revolting smell!?

Random Person: It's your mum.

The Queen: Say goodbye to your fucking head, bitch. (Gets axe out)
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