German usurper who is the English Head of State. Traditionally we used to cut the heads off these people once they got to a certain age but nowadays they just run and run. The Queen was born into royalty and ascended the throne doubtless believing the English God had divinely appointed her. Well she's wrong. Abdicate now or I'll damn well grab my pitchfork and lead the country's sack-clothed peasants in open revolt through you gold crested gates, you parasitic old boot.
The Queen: What are all those grotty little men remonstrating about at the palace gates?
Page: They've come for your head, m'ame.
Queen: Let them eat cake, der swinehunt!
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The queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid shit loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people. She uses words like "One" and "Money" alot.
The Queen - "Oh servant, one needs to take a royal shit!"
Servant - "I'll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal arse for you your majesty"
A dear old lady in a big hat. Despite there being a large number of female monarchs, 'The Queen' is most familiar to most of us as 'Her Majesty by the Grace of God of Australia, her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth etc.' She is also Queen of Canada, New Zealand and Great Britain.
"We did but see her passing by, and I couldn't see her at all due to her big hat!"
"God Save The Queen!"
"Oh my God! Look, it's The Queen!"
Succeeding George VI, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II rules over the United Kingdom of Great Britan and Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth ( 1952 - Present ).
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.
A tourist attraction for the Americans.
British person goes to Florida on holiday, is stopped by an American. The American says:
'OMG, do you like know the Queen, do you like think I will be able to like have my picture taken with her?'
Female equivalent of the King. The current Queen rules over The Commonwealth Realms (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom, about half of the Caribbean, the Solomon islands and Tuvalu) With varying Levels of powers in each country. Many people do not appreciate the effort that the Queen puts into her duties, and indeed would only realise how important she is to the realms if she were to disappear.
The powers of the monarch have steadily been removed to serve the purposes of her governments, for example did you know that Tony Blair had to change the laws surrounding royal authority for Britain to declare war, because the Queen said no to invading Iraq Iraq war.
Fun fact: The armed services of the UK swear loyalty to the crown, not the government, this has been kept in place by the monarchy to prevent extremist governments (British National Party or Google 'Nazis in Britain') allowing the Queen to get rid of crazy politicians with her army.
“I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else - I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.” - The Queen
A slang word used to describe a high ranking homosexual male supervisor, or a high ranking homosexual male boss.
This word was coined as a result of it's likeness to the word queer and also because of feminine like tendencies of gay males. Combine this with the authority that a Queen has and you have "the Queen".
The Queen got a new boyfriend recently and he's bringing him around the office to introduce to everyone.
The Queen gave me a shitty project to do cause he knows I'm a big homophobe.
The one woman who is considered the 'leader' by the group of women (see minon and hive), she hangs out with or spends time with. Sometimes also known as the queen bee.
Sadly, the Queen is usually just a worn out old hag, that is fuled by jealousy, envy, drama, and gossip.
"I don't know what to do. Everyone is mad at Jane."
"Is the Queen mad at Jane?"
"Then you should be mad at Jane, too."
"What if I don't want to be mad at Jane?"
"Then the Queen will be mad at you. So disown that biotch Jane, PRONTO."
"And when you're done, make sure you gossip some shit about Jane, too. The Queen will like that."