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When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.
by greenspan November 28, 2012
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