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1.
the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out
i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.
by tucsontony October 20, 2004
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2.
When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!
Tom loves it when the postman calls.
by kat princess June 06, 2006
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