| 1. | the great white telephone | ||
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The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone
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| 2. | 'I' poo | ||
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A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To: 1) either looking up grumble. 2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend. 3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail. 4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss. Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ? Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time' |
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| 3. | porcelain throne | ||
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Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods. She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.
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| 4. | porcelain bank | ||
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A toilet, usually referred to in the context of making a deposit. Dang I hope this bitch cums soon, I gotta make a deposit at the porcelain bank
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| 5. | University of Porcelain | ||
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An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy. While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.
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| 6. | bathroomly duties | ||
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A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne. Chauncey Throckmorton:
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent! Winston Douchington: Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events? Chauncey Throckmorton: Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne. Winston Douchington: Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course! |
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| 7. | battle the rancor | ||
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V. - the act of having a particulalry tough time moving one's bowels. Usually accompanied by loud moans and/or the cursing of whatever may have caused such a strenous time on the porcelain throne. A reference to the Star Wars film, Return of the Jedi, where Luke Skywalker battles a giant shit monster in a cave that looks like Jabba the Hut's toilet. I had some bomb ass tacos yesterday, but when I got home I had to run for the toilet and battle the rancor.
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