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1.
A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.
OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!
by Extreme Juices November 24, 2007
 
2.
disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.
i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!
by bobtheta May 02, 2008