Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.