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Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy
Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime
by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005
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A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 19, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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