| 1. | monkey to the other side | ||
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it means shut the hell up or get out of my way it jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side jeff: what?!!? fine |
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| 2. | Van The Man | ||
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Pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero. here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger. ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend. he can always get out of any situation. all around a really cool guy. his connections r unlimited. and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants. he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros. van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady. he can get into any club just by knowing people |
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| 3. | flip reverse it | ||
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This is a genital trick which is sure to entertain your grandma or any passers by in the street. This should only be tried if you are very confident of the size of your "garbage" and your timing, as these are both essential for the trick. First get naked. Good. Then stand with your legs astride, then thrust you pelvis so your genitals flick back and forth. Then, on the backswing shut your legs and lean forward so your genitals are between your legs and on the otherside of your body, and you've done it. Once done, this moves has two hillarious sides to it, from behind you look slightly deformed and a bit like your shitting your own balls. Also, from the front it looks like you have no willy so is a short term alternative to a sex change, use a knife for more permanent consequences. However beware of the dire consequences of getting your timing wrong and totally caining yourself by squishing your balls in between your legs, so watch it. "Do you know gerald, my bollards are still discoloured form the time i tried to "flip reverse it" when we drank all the port, maybe next time i'll just do a turkey instead."
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| 4. | free world | ||
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1: Anywhere outside the prison walls, freedom from prison.
1: Tony's release date from prison is next week,
and when he is back in the Free World he is gonna get some real pussy. 2: Jennifer has been grounded for a month, and when back to the Free World, she is going to the mall. |
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| 5. | Top Thrill Dragster | ||
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A 420 foot tall 120 mph roller coaster at wordCedar Point/coaster. Designed by Intamin, Dragster used a hydrolic engine to launch the train up a vertical tower, and down the otherside spiraling 270 degrees. Top Thrill Dragster is the greatest coaster ever.
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| 6. | butterfly effect | ||
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Theory that everything matters. That even the flutter of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the otherside of the world. If you change even the smallest of life's details, you completely change its outcome. You should go see the movie butterfly effect.
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| 7. | 50 Cent | ||
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50 cent rapper who has become extremely succesful and sold over 11 million copies of "get rich or die tryin" his debut album.
A lot of people seem to dislike his music, despit Dr.Dre producing (over 80 million records sold) with Eminem (speaks for himslef) who both claerly believe he is a quality rapper, otherwise, why produce and sign him for $1,000,000+? Some of his tracks may be mainstream, yet this shud take nothing away from the music. So those who bought his music, and enjoy it, good purchase, dont take shit from those who think they know "the game" better than anyone, they are probably white and wud shake and shit there pants if they met dr.dre/nas/jay-z. So to those who criticse, your just jealous, just caus ull neva make it anywhere Also as a college student studying business, that boy 50's the don I would also like to make clear i dont "bum" 50 cent, i prefer, nas and jigga man, and cant wait for Detox 50 cent,As nas once said "dont be like those n***s on the otherside hatin me because im beautiful"
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