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1.
penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
by Dingus July 11, 2003
 
2.
penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
by Jeff March 20, 2005