|1.||the one eyed wonder worm|
penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
|2.||the one eyed wonder worm|
penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.