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1. "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus
The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
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2. The Law of Averages
The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
3. panzerfaust
1. A World War Two era anti-tank weapon used by the German army.

2. A weapon featured in numerous FPS games such as 'Call of Duty' and the Wolfenstein series of games.
This weapon is often frowned upon in these games because of the high damage it causes upon players and the huge damage radius it has.
Because of the fact that this weapon does not have to directly hit the player to cause the player to die and because it can be fired from distance, players that use this weapon are often called 'noob' and the weapon is often nicknamed the 'Noob Tube', 'Noob Cannon', 'Pussyfaust' and variants of these names.
If used properly however, this weapon has a significant effect in the battle and DOES require skill, especially in aquiring multiple kills in one shot.
noobs or newbie
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4. The Runescape Chaos Theory
The game by the name of Runescape is becoming ever so popular these days, but there are lots of people who chose to hate it aswell. While the controversy is heating up more and more, there might be a solution that could turn the tides. With the third generation of game consoles on the market, there are new possibilities.
Since Runescape is an MMORPG, anybody can play and everyone can play at the same time. With online play becoming the biggest thing since iPods, Runescape might just have a shot at targeting the whole community.
There are three new systems on the market, listed in order of capability and power: the sony playstation 3, the xbox 360, and the nintendo Wii. If Jagex could create a universal program that would allow a person with any of these new systems to play runescape on their system together, regardless of power(eg, xbox players can play agains/with Wii players), some interesting things might happen.
The basic idea of the theory is that the mmorpg is ported up to the more powerful consoles. This allows for a much more complex ba...
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5. montoluimas revenge
vicious diarrhea similer to the same effect when you drink the water in mexico; montoluimas revenge is also normal diarrhea but with extreamly loud airy farts in between each launch of dung.
oh my god! I got montoluimas revenge i need to see a doctor!
6. holodecking
To open the door to the bathroom and walk away while someone is sitting on the toilet...preferably during a dinner party or other social gathering. The effect is to both embarrass and paralyze the person being holodecked. Crew members of StarTrek probably do this to new crew members. They trick the noob into thinking that the holodeck is actually a bathroom, waiting for the newbie to get settled into a grump, then shutting off the program and opening the door for everyone to laugh at.
Dude, gather everybody up and meet me in the hallway...I think Missy needs a good holodecking.
7. lolz-o-matic
1. Adj. - When the "LOL" effect is/will be/was automatic, or immediate.

2. Adj. - Very Lolz

3. Adverb - Lolz-o-matically - with humor
1. "Check this shit out on youtube! It's lolz-o-matic!

2. "Dude you hear the one about the Jew?" ...
- "LOLZ-O-MATIC"

3. He will pwn him lolz-o-matically.
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