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8. Ms. Thang
A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not.

Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child.

Quintessential traits:

1. Regardless of economic status, Ms. Thang possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society.

2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way.

3. Ms. Thang demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully).

4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Ms. Thang routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday).

5. Those who engage Ms. Thang in discussions/debates ...
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9. Ms Thang
A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not.

Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child.

Quintessential traits:

1. Regardless of economic status, Ms Thang possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society.

2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way.

3. Ms Thang demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully).

4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Ms Thang routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday).

5. Those who engage Ms Thang in discussions/debates quic...
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10. Miss Thing
A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not.

Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child.

Quintessential traits:

1. Regardless of economic status, Miss Thing possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society.

2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way.

3. Miss Thing demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully).

4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Miss Thing routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday).

5. Those who engage Miss Thing in discussions/deba...
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11. george w bush
The worst US president of ALL time. He supposedly was visited by the Arch Angel Gabrielle in a vison where he was told it was his god given mission to spread peace and democracy throughout the Middle East by launching a full-scale invasion of Iraq.Others say it is a mild case of downs syndrome of which he suffers while others yet say he is the antichrist.This man mislead the UN into believing that Iraq had weapons of mass distruction and that Iraq was working with Al-Qaida although it was well known that Iraqs military never recovered from the ass wuppn it got in the first desert storm and that iraq and Al-Qaida have as much to do with each other as Pepsi and Coca-Cola. George W Bush succeeded like no other president before him in destroying the reputation of the USofA and while raping the country for what it was worth he and his cronies where given all the best civilain contracts with which the became rich and enjoy an early retirement today.One would almost think this whole thing was planned from the start.A true Texas simpelton,this man was lucky to leave office when he did,the actions and decisions he made where the foundations of the economic crisis which came soon after he left office and he is the reason why today there ARE terror groups in Iraq. Thanks George,great job!
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12. geek
An inquisitive individual that handles information about a certain topic whether it is for recreational purposes, a promising career, or both.

Commentary:
A geek typically is intelligent in some manner; and is always interested in a particular topic. Geeks have social skills unlike a nerd, which is similar intellectually, yet is a socially awkward individual. Geeks also tend to be, but are not limited to, nonathletic.
1. Adam is a computer geek. He'll be your boss some day.

2. Ricky is a film geek. He organizes all his movies alphabetically.

3. David is a guitar geek. He'll be keeping his neighbors up at night while he rocks out.

4. Kevin is a anime geek. He wants to move to Japan.

5. Gina is a book geek. She can't get her head out of those pages!

6. Stacie is a drama geek. She loves the stage.

7. Spencer is a comic book geek. He will debate who will win what fight.

8. Ian is a mathematics geek. He can school you!

9. Jennie is a photography geek. The wedding photos will come out professionally.
13. shit pals
When 2 people are neighbors in public restroom stalls, but remain comfortable having a normal conversation while dropping a deuce.

A variation of "piss pals" from Adam Sandler.

i.e. Piss pals, dump dudes, toilet talkers, commode comrades, bowel buddies.
Dude, I was walking to the restroom the other day at work, about to take a dump. Along the way, my boss followed me and started talking. We ended up having a normal conversation while simultaneously dropping deuces. We became shit pals.
14. FINSI
Acronym for 'Fuck It & Sleep In'

You know, the days when you wake up feeling overwhelmed: You have a headache. You've hardly slept because the neighbors were fighting/having sex/getting raided by the cops, you awoke early to the sound of barking dogs and vomiting drunks walking home from the club, You forgot to change your alarm clock for daylight savings and it went off an hour early, at breakfast time there's no toast because the bread is mouldy, no cereal because the milk has turned, no porridge because the rat in the cupboard ate it, and no chance of a McMuffin because you've lost your wallet. You hate your boss, the new departmental manager has been on your back for weeks, the customers are giving you the irrits, you suffer from anxiety from having to deal with the people in Human Resources, and it all just gets a little bit too much....

FINSI!
WTF !!

I CBA to go to work.

Bugger it all, I'm having a FINSI day !
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