|1.||the naughty slob|
while have sex you dip your penis in a bowl of pudding mixed with guacamoly and stick it in the buttwhole of your partner. then you pour a Colt 45 all over you bodies while smoking a cig. After you do that you pull off her big toe-nail and fill it with soem sort of filling
(tappyoca is the best) and suck it off and fart in her face. then hve her eat the poop and dingle berrys out of your mouth.
dude i was banging caroline and i "the naughty slob"ed her it was shnarglerocker