| 29. | JOFA | ||
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Jofa is a high quality brand of hockey equipment, made famous by the brutally ugly JOFA VM helmet worn by Wayne Gretzky in his prime. It's used to describe a woman with a great body and a nasty face, aka a cincinnati bengal. Sean: Dude, check it out! That chick is stacked.
Jake: Naw man, wait til she turns around. Sean: Yeesh! JOFA Jake: Yeah - great gear, poor bucket. |
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| 30. | PES | ||
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n- Abbr. Post Ejaculation Syndrome
The inability to be sexually aroused by women, or any sexual stimulus, immediately following ejaculation. Symptoms usually last 5-10 minutes. Fillip: Check out tha buns on dat hoe! Dontcha just wanna take a bite?
Pete: Ugh, naw man. I got PES Fillip: Yo Doug, das nasty. Yo gotsta wash yo hands, boi! |
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| 31. | cunt barnacle | ||
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female version of genital warts Hey man you get with Lisa?
Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles. Oh so nasty! |
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| 32. | beef waffle | ||
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1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.
2. Vagina. 3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron. Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?" Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again." Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!" Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!" |
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| 33. | Delta Dog | ||
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A term for an ugly Delta Zeta "Dude! did you really do a delta dog"
"naw man, I just showed her the way out!" |
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| 34. | Hinrich Manuever | ||
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When Kirk Hinrich of the Chicago Bulls does a nasty crossover and step back J in the face of anyone who dares to try and guard him. Tom: Did you see the bulls game last night?
Dave: Naw, but I saw Rip Hamilton got worked by the Hinrich Manuever on ESPN. |
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| 35. | slut rabies | ||
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a generic term for sexually transmitted diseases found in girls who sleep around. Naw man, don't even touch that beezie, she's got slut rabies! She's more used and abused than highway 101!
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