|1.||the nard dog guarantee|
a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm
Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee
Commonly used as a nick name for Andy Bernard in the popular hit series "The Office" Andy Bernard is played by actor Ed Helms.
Nard Dawg; Nard Dog
Andy Bernard: "Does the Nard Dog want Nard Pups? Yeah, I want a big ole litter of Nard Pups, all jumpin' around, suckin' on the TEET. Put em' in a box give em' to my neighbors...Yeah I want kids.."
Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.
"That's so nard-dog!"
"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"
When you plop your balls on a girls forehead, as described by Lance from Free Radio.
Or, when Andy from The Office does something he thinks is awesome. - plopping his balls on angelas forehead
Andy whips out his balls and plops them on Angela's forehead---"You just got Nard-Dogged"
Andy makes a funny joke or punches someone in the balls---"You just got Nard-Dogged"
Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.
Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.
Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.
His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"
"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."
-Andy bernard on life.
The art of nard dogging an animal
You just skabooski'ed my horse
|7.||Clutch Cream Run|
A phrase used when somebody wants to go buy ice cream; buy's it; and returns to his friends praising him for his clutchness.
Term originated by the Nard Dog.
Steve: Guys!!! Just got back from Baskin Robbins!!
Alex: Awwwww Yea!
Gary: Clutch cream run bro!