something to say to annoy or frusterate something. one of the most popular listed below.
a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!
this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.
fliest, most gangsta dj in the world. DJ Epic plays ridiculously hard tracks on an hourly basis, while making people get buck wild at parties or in da club. DJ Epic is also a master of freestyling and hitting people with mad hard facts.
DJ Epic's intense freestyles range from "through the wire" to "silent night".
Largest possible number of collective dudes ejaculating upon the likes of a single bitch's existence. Witnessed occasional on short-lived, free internet porn sites. Also a Cattle Decapitation song.
"yo dude, me and like a million homies hit this one hoe with the fuckin' bukkake tsunami yesterday. It's gonna be the most epic tsunami to ever hit the internet.
a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".
Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
the most epic band in the history of epicness.
hey did you go to the zeppelin concert featuring the resurrected bob marley?
Nah, i went to the Fat Soul concert.
Brutal. Groundbreaking. Epic. Some may even say worthy of losing one's mind while listening to. An Arizona death metal band which includes members: Luke, God of all music, and Zach, screamer to end all screams prior. And, of course, James, whos identity in the band ranges from HeBitch, to one-man-dance-squad, to bands biggest fan, and finally, to entertainment of the band whilst boxing a young homosexual lad who goes by the name Chris Rudder. You, reader of this definition, may be thinking to yourself "If they have a guitarist, hebitch, and screamer, then who in Satan's name plays the drums?!"
And that is, quite possibly, the most important question you may ever ask. The drummer is a drum machine. Yes, do not fancy yourself to a human drummer, for Dr. Swango's beats are far too brutal and fast paced for even Lucifer himself. Listen for yourself, if you think you are ready. www.myspace.com/drswango666
Steve (the name is hypothetical, for this young man obviously hasn't heard of the band): Dr. Swango? No, that's not a death metal band, for that is the doctor out of Tacoma, Washington, who got his phD, and used his medical birlliance to poison 30, yes, 30 people with medicines.more...
James: No, that is where you are wrong young grasshopper. Surely, you realize, no serial killer can be as br00t4l as Dr. Swango. If you dispute that, then we will take turns raping you with a curling iron. If you can't comprehend even after that, then we will re-circumcise you wtih a paper hole puncher, you cheeky fellow, you.
Steve: Now, that would be preposterous! They obviously named themselves after such a maniac!
James: Now listen here, Dr. Swango (the doctor) obviously had some sort of foreign time machine and went into the future to listen to the most brutal, amazing band ever, and rename himself after them. Now Luke, get ready the curling iron, we have a virgin to your brutality on our hands. And Zach, get ready the paper hole puncher, we have business!
(adjective) Awesome, kickass, or otherwise positive. Can be used to refer to anything but is usually referring to a particular event or action. The most common usages are "epic win" or "epic failure," and some prefer to type it in all caps. Occasionally people use the phrase "Epic ___" as a stand-alone sentence or phrase, always following a story about something considered Epic.
Example 1: "He's a blackbelt in karate, so when this asshole came up to him, he totally kicked the dude's ass. You should have been there, it was fucking Epic."
Example 2: "I'm a blackbelt in karate, so this asshole came up to me and I kicked his ass. Epic fucking win."
Example 3: "That asshole from down the street got his ass kicked today."